Mohawks will do when mullets get CPS called on you.

Mohawks will do when mullets get CPS called on you.

Juan Montoya

Born and raised in Yuma County, Az to naturalized Mexican parents. We grew up country. My high school was so small that when I was awarded homecoming king, the queen happened to be my cousin. My first job was cleaning water trouphs at the local cattle ranch. A middle child without the syndrome. Iā€™m just here to learn from others and to share what they have taught me.

Things Worth Mentioning

I make a mean grilled cheese sammich.
A 12-minute power nap usually gets the job done.
I was the runner-up in the 4th-grade spelling bee.