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Montoya. Juan Montoya.
Born and raised in Arizona, I’m just your average first-generation Mexican-American. A community college dropout who has hedged his bets in retail corporate America for more than a decade. Currently I play music poorly, tell jokes that miss the mark, and am an intense weekend warrior displaying whatever watered down athletic prowess I still possess.
Join me on this crazy experiment called life.























Events & appearances
4.19 - Stand Up - Barrios Locos - Downtown Phoenix
4.24 - Stand Up - The 1227 Taproom - Northern Ave/SR-51
4.27 - Stand Up - Comical Heroes - Downtown Chandler
5.3 - Stand Up - Haunted Comedy - Downtown Mesa
5.14 - Stand Up - FCITV Competition - Glendale/West Phoenix
5.17 - Stand Up - Barrios Locos - Downtown Phoenix
6.5 - Stand Up - NOT YET ANNOUNCED - Downtown Chandler
6.15 - Stand Up - NOT YET ANNOUNCED - Downtown Chandler
6.29 - Stand Up - White House Comedy Special - Downtown Chandler
8.10 - Stand Up - Bee Funny - Downtown Chandler
8.17 - Stand Up - Urban Legends: EXPOSED - Downtown Chandler
10.31 - Stand Up - Slashers & Laughter - Downtown Chandler
insights
A taste of what shapes my day-to-day
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Sunday WMPO Hole 16. Magical 😂 https://t.co/pZwqLurX0y
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And today was a good day. Musicians who golf!! https://t.co/uSogrTJueO
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Just posted a photo @ Freestone Park Gilbert, AZ https://t.co/cBj1dVMNoj
Years prior, I remember wearing a shirt, hat, or jacket with the company logo, I don’t quite recall, and receiving some flack from my schoolmates. Made me not want to wear one ever again. Nowadays, I would understand if my child felt the same way about how I go about putting a roof over our head and food on the table, in an honest way. But, it would sting to feel a lack of respect and pride in the work I would perform day in and day out. However, in my situation, what more could I expect of my father considering his situation. He made incredible sacrifices and awarded me the blessing of being born in a great country like ours.